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Where do cows go to see a show?
a mooovie theater
What do you call a train when it sneezes?
a choo choo train (thanks Caleb!)
What did the ocean say to the airplane?
nothing, it just waved
Where do mice park their boats?
at the hickory dickory dock
What is a snake's favorite subject?
hissstory
As my first graders would say, "GET IT? GET IT?"
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We were telling jokes at the dinner table last night!
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Why did the elephant take toilet paper to the party? Because he's a party pooper!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate (8) 9!
And my four year old contributed this new favorite...
Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his duty!
I love the idea of including a joke in the newsletter! Awesome!
Copied and pasted for the newsletter file! THANK YOU!!!
DeleteHa! I bet your students love when you share jokes with them. My 6th grader loves these nerdy jokes from Hank Green: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTR2tVr2a6A&feature=share&list=UUGaVdbSav8xWuFWTadK6loA
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! Thank you for sharing this! Can't wait to show my teacher friends!!!
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Worth a read, Totally be-charmed by this blog.
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